Thursday, May 12, 2011

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Chiquito, some of his phrases

Shake
more ears that Clark Gable vying for the lead with Chapis. Overwhelming
than DarkmenosVader with megaphone.
fed less than a cluster of rays.
Here are more names in the summary of Gal.
drink more than the fish of the song.
drink more than a sink.
Steve Wonder sing to more than a corner kick. Zubizarreta
sing more than the output of a corner.
sing more than the ties of Carrascal. Comes
more Flan Dhul Ruiz Mateos in prison. Comes
more buns that Bella Easo. Comes more queel
Argiñano cat.
With this head, if were king ... currencies would have to do with handles. Pa sepasss it outrun
Forrest Gump in a closure of the San Fermin. Breeding
crows and will have many. Das
more disgust Espinete penis.
more disgust Das er dottorrrr beltran naked. Das
plus the Fary cantazo in a porn film. Das
more Fari note that in a movie Gladiator. Das
more kicks than Chuck Norris covering Romario. Das
more in sorrow than in a Kentuchy Calimero. Das
more trouble than the announcement of'll Be Home for Christmas. Das
more for sexual Cerin a long jacket. Das
more laps than the Monster of Tazmania. Das
more laps than the bike Perico. Das
more laps than the lottery balls. Tunes
more than Bricomanía handsaw. Tunes
than Caminero Custard in the notice.
rests less than Bruce Willis in Die Hard.
more tacos say that the parrot Stoichkov. Doubts
more than a record of the Panchos.
lasts less than a dust AVE. Hard
unless Pinocchio in a sawmill.
You put more hours than a bag of watches (vigilant).
The F-117 is harder to see an episode of Dr. Quinn.
understand football under Chuck Norris ecology. Entertain
a manifestation of clowns.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Can You Get A Brazilian Wax When You Have Warts

28 REASONS


28 REASONS TO BE A MAN is a bargain
1. The conversations last 30 seconds
2. You know stuff about cars and tanks
3. In the Movie nudity is virtually always female
4. The 5-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. The lines at the bathroom are 80% lower
6. Old friends do not care if you gained or lost weight
7. Your ass is never a factor in job interviews
8. All your orgasms are real
9. You get more credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
10. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
11. If someone forgets to invite you somewhere, can still be your friend
12. Your underwear costs 10 euros for a pack of three
13. None of your coworkers has the power to make you mourn
14. If you're 34 years old and single, nobody cares
15. You can be president
16. Flowers fix everything
17. You can wear a white shirt to a water park with lots
18. You can whip your shirt off hot
19. Car mechanics tell you the truth
20. No matter what you do not realize your new haircut
21. You can watch TV with a friend in silence for hours without thinking: should be angry with me
22. There is always a game on TV
23. People never made glances at your chest when you talk
24. You can go to visit a friend without having to bring a gift
25. You can buy condoms without the store imagining you naked
26. If someone appears at a party with the same jersey, you can be friend
27. Not liking a person does not mean you do not like having good sex with her
28. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the population of Earth. At least in theory ...

Monday, May 9, 2011

Para Que Sirven Los Supositorio Viavox

La Flor de Mburucuyá

Mburukujá was a beautiful English girl who had come to land Guarani of accompanying his father, a captain in the army of the Crown.

Mburukujá was not his Christian name, but the sweet nickname given him a native Guarani she loved in secret and with which he was hiding, as his father would never have approved such a relationship. In fact, his father had decided that she marry a captain to whom he thought worthy of winning the hand of his only daughter.

When I revealed the wedding plans, she begged him not condemned to be consumed with a man she did not love, but his entreaties only managed to turn the wrath of his father. The maid wept inconsolably, trying to touch the heart of his father's inflexible, but the old captain not only confirmed his decision but also informed him that he should remain confined at home until the holding of wedding.

Mburukujá had to be content with seeing his beloved from her bedroom window, as it was not permitted to leave the gardens at night and hardly managed to circumvent parental monitoring. However, he sent a servant of his trust to report on their bleak future.
The young Indian was not resigned to losing his beloved, and every night he approached the house trying to see her for hours watching the place, and only when realized that the first rays of the sun could accuse her position was removed with a heavy heart, but not before playing a melancholy tune on his flute.

Mburukujá could not see, but these sounds came to his ears and filled with joy, and confirming that the love between them was as alive as ever. But one morning and was not lulled by the sharp sound of the flute. In vain waited night after night around her lover. Imagined that the young Indian might be wounded in the jungle, or perhaps had been the victim of some wild beast, but not resigned to believe that he had forgotten his love for her.

The sweet girl fell into sadness. His skin, once white and bright as the first snow, turned gray and dull, and his eyes no longer sparkled with beautiful shiny purple. Her red lips that used to smile, closed on a sad reminder that no one could find out his unrequited love.

however, sat outside his window, dreaming of someday appear see her lover. After several days was in the bushes near the figure of an old India. She was the mother of her lover, who approached the window told him that the boy had been killed by the captain, who had discovered the hidden romance of her daughter. Mburukujá seemed to regain his strength, and escaping through the window followed the old woman to the place where lay the body of her lover.

Distraught with grief dug a grave with his own hands, and after depositing in it the body of her beloved old confessed to India to end his own life because he had lost the only thing that tied into this world. He took an arrow from his beloved, and then ask the woman who once everything was accomplished cover their graves and let rest eternally together, stuck in the middle of your chest. Mburukujá collapsed beside the body of one who in life had loved.

The old woman watched amazed as the feathers attached to the arrow began to transform in a strange flower that sprang from the heart of Mburukujá, but kept his promise and covered the tomb of young lovers. It was not long before the Indians who roamed the area began to talk of a rare plant that had never before seen, and whose flowers close at night and open with the first rays of the sun, as if the new day will give life.

Note: The Jesuits, flower mburucuyá identified with the attributes of Christian love, the crown of thorns, three nails, the five wounds and ropes that were tied to Jesus at Calvary. And in the red and irregular fruit, the religious thought they saw drops of blood coagulated Christ. This flower is so unique, is closed as if they wither at sunset, and taking its natural shine opens at dawn.
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Does The Last Cervical Cancer Jab Hurt?

ZARAGOZA

Statue of Emperor Augustus, a copy of the famous Augustus of Prima Porta, preserved in the Museum Vatican in Rome. The original statue was found in 1863 in the mansion that took Livia to the death of Tiberius, close to the walls of Rome.


The Mercado Central Zaragoza or of Lanuza, was designed in 1985 by architect Felix Navarro Perez Aragon
The building was built in iron structure has a functional and harmonious design and a rectangular . Felix Navarro had been in Paris and knew Les Halles, a work that certainly influenced the design of the central market. He planned a rectangular plan with three naves, widest and tallest plant. The entire structure rests on a basement that served as a warehouse and the exterior features an image of a socket.

materials used combine architectural stone and iron and glass. The show covers neoclassical elements (arched galleries, allegorical sculptural decoration of agriculture, hunting, fishing and transport, medallions, with closing of Orchard pinnacles) by forging grids. The capitals of the columns of iron have original forms, such as punnets, acanthus leaves, palms and fruit neoclassical cluster.

Caesaraugusta was surrounded by a wall with numerous towers, perhaps even 120. Its walls had a considerable thickness, which in many areas reached 7 m, with the outside of alabaster and limestone blocks, and within an extremely hard mortar (opus caementicium) . Its towers are semicircular or ultrasemicirculares and have a diameter of about 8 m, reaching 13 m. one of the flanking the west door


The Roman wall protecting a perimeter of 3 km and crossing the street Echegaray y Caballero, all the route of the Coso Avenue and Caesar Augustus. The city opened by four gates, situated at the end of its axis, the north at the mouth of Stone Bridge, the east near the church of the Madeleine, the south slightly east of the Theatre, the western end of Street Demonstration. These doors are called from the Middle Ages, the Angel of the North, Valencia, Toledo East and the West. And in the Muslim period were accessed to the south of the city by Cinegia door, into the popular Tube, something the West where access was Roman.

PARISH CHURCH OF SAN PABLO APOSTOL

The church of San Pablo has been called the third largest cathedral in Zaragoza. It is located between the streets of San Blas and San Pablo in San Pablo neighborhood of this city and its first factory in Gothic-Mudejar style dating from the late thirteenth century and the first half of the fourteenth century.
Since its initial state, has undergone successive expansions in the XV and XVI to meet the demographic needs of the district of San Pablo, whose population was steadily increasing.

church is a large-scale

due to the many extensions that have shaped a complex and varied
space. Initially consisted of a ship that housed
chapels between buttresses and had a header
polygonal.
In the fifteenth century added two ships
perimeter of the plant, which became part of the tower, in principle
attached to the foot of the primitive factory
immersed inside the temple. However, the parish continued to make reforms

and extensions to the twentieth century.


Very noticeable is the octagonal Moorish tower, which is one of the best examples of Mudejar tower of the city. It houses two concentric bodies between which lies a ladder and allows a panoramic view of Zaragoza.
Inside is the main altar, by Damian Forment in the sixteenth century. In 1931 it was declared a national monument and in 2001 was included in the declaration of World Heritage Site by Unesco declared to the relevant milestones Aragonese Mudejar.


the Zuda Tower is located on Avenida Cesar Augusta Zaragoza city, provincial capital, along the stretch of best-preserved Roman walls

This building, the old Muslim governor's palace, was built by Abd ar-Rahman II in 918 building structures and elements of the wall. It was later expanded and ground that was very rich, although only is the tower that was probably renovated in the Mudejar style in the fourteenth century

PLAZA BASILICA DEL PILAR DE LA




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Monday, May 2, 2011

Church Father Scam In Mysore

CULTURAL DAY TWO FIRST DAY OF WORKER MAY Safety

Another year is celebrated on Labor Day, and as usual the two teachers acts promote trade union demonstrations across the country with no result, as we have a president who has as his two terms, and your annuity insured, what happens to them five million unemployed it passes through the lining of the f ....
A minister of work that follows the trends of his predecessors, even while recognizing that 2011 will reach the five million unemployed, can not think of anything to reduce this figure, for these arches its ministers and its leader might creating jobs is equal to erect buildings, are so inept that I am convinced that they expect economic recovery to the sale of bricks.
The people of this country will take to the streets demonstrating against the policies of employment and labor provided by the PSOE fucking, not getting positive results and will continue to have a game sold to employers, whose only solution to economic problems you raise the electric bill, knowing that about a million and a half of the families find it very difficult to cope with the receipt to find all members in the fucking stop, another of his famous solution is to raise the price of fuel and counting as if inflation were a kids game.
My proposal for UGT and CCOO is this, rather than demonstrations twat so senseless and absurd results should promote the English people on strike, but does not work, start the campaign statement income and where you can take the bull by the horns and refuse to make that statement, but we must attach either the money we have in the bank, it is best to remove it and put it under a tile, and banks Fuck , and the next thing on strike to pay taxes, but all mass, the trouble is that there would be much scab because in this country are unable to go together in a pineapple, so we will continue to be victims of robberies of this government tax increases as we all know always affect the same people.
the sun seems to dominate the skies of Spain, let's get the boot as red wine and omelette sandwich and get out to meet the demonstration that passes through our city and do some exercise, you know the saying "who moves his legs, moves the heart," even the pockets are fucking let the blood flow through our veins and the tintorro that wine makes blood.