28 REASONS TO BE A MAN is a bargain
1. The conversations last 30 seconds
2. You know stuff about cars and tanks
3. In the Movie nudity is virtually always female
4. The 5-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. The lines at the bathroom are 80% lower
6. Old friends do not care if you gained or lost weight
7. Your ass is never a factor in job interviews
8. All your orgasms are real
9. You get more credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
10. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
11. If someone forgets to invite you somewhere, can still be your friend
12. Your underwear costs 10 euros for a pack of three
13. None of your coworkers has the power to make you mourn
14. If you're 34 years old and single, nobody cares
15. You can be president
16. Flowers fix everything
17. You can wear a white shirt to a water park with lots
18. You can whip your shirt off hot
19. Car mechanics tell you the truth
20. No matter what you do not realize your new haircut
21. You can watch TV with a friend in silence for hours without thinking: should be angry with me
22. There is always a game on TV
23. People never made glances at your chest when you talk
24. You can go to visit a friend without having to bring a gift
25. You can buy condoms without the store imagining you naked
26. If someone appears at a party with the same jersey, you can be friend
27. Not liking a person does not mean you do not like having good sex with her
28. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the population of Earth. At least in theory ...
2. You know stuff about cars and tanks
3. In the Movie nudity is virtually always female
4. The 5-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. The lines at the bathroom are 80% lower
6. Old friends do not care if you gained or lost weight
7. Your ass is never a factor in job interviews
8. All your orgasms are real
9. You get more credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
10. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
11. If someone forgets to invite you somewhere, can still be your friend
12. Your underwear costs 10 euros for a pack of three
13. None of your coworkers has the power to make you mourn
14. If you're 34 years old and single, nobody cares
15. You can be president
16. Flowers fix everything
17. You can wear a white shirt to a water park with lots
18. You can whip your shirt off hot
19. Car mechanics tell you the truth
20. No matter what you do not realize your new haircut
21. You can watch TV with a friend in silence for hours without thinking: should be angry with me
22. There is always a game on TV
23. People never made glances at your chest when you talk
24. You can go to visit a friend without having to bring a gift
25. You can buy condoms without the store imagining you naked
26. If someone appears at a party with the same jersey, you can be friend
27. Not liking a person does not mean you do not like having good sex with her
28. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the population of Earth. At least in theory ...
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