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silly question, simple answer

The great secret of all women over the small bathrooms is that your mother wore to the bathroom, you taught to clean the toilet table toilet paper and then carefully placed strips of paper around the perimeter of the cup. Finally you instructed, 'Never, never sit in a public bathroom, and then I showed the position, which is to swing on the toilet in a sitting position without your body contact with the cup.

The position is one of the first lessons of life of a girl,
super important and necessary, to accompany us for the rest of our lives. But even today in our adult years,
position is painfully difficult to maintain when your bladder is full to bursting.

When you gotta go to a public bathroom, you find a queue of women makes you think that inside is Brad Pitt. So you resign yourself to wait, smiling politely at the other women who also are quietly crossing legs and arms in the official position of 'I'm' pissing.''

Finally it's up to you, if it gets the typical mother with 'the little girl that you can not take it anymore. Then check each cubicle below to see if there piernas.Todos are busy. Finally one opens and you jump almost knocking the person who comes out.
You go and you realize that the handle does not work (never works), no matter ... Hang the bag hook on the door, and if no hook (never hook), inspect the area, the floor is filled with liquid permanent and do not dare to leave it there, so I'll hang neck while looking like swings under you, without you strap neck brake, because the bag is full of stuff you were getting into, most of which do not use, but you have them in case ...

But back to the door ... Having no latch, the only option is to hold with one hand while the other one go get off your pants and you put in 'position' ... Relief ...... AAhhhhhh .... finally ... That's when your thighs start to tremble .... Because you're airborne, legs flexed, the cortándote panties movement of the thigh, arm extended in against the door and a 5 kg bag hanging from your neck.

I love to sit, but did not have time to clean the bowl or cover with paper, inwardly believe that nothing would happen but your mother's voice reverberates in your head "you never feel in a public toilet!" And you stay in position with the trembling of legs ... And for a calculation error in the distance a jet finíííííísima sprinkled splashes you in your own ass and it soaks up the middle!
Hopefully you do not wet your own shoes, and is to take 'the position' requires great concentration.
To zoom out of your mind that unfortunately,
looking for toilet paper roll Buuut, hayyyyyy ... nooo!
The roll is empty ...! (Always) Then supplications to heaven than for 5 kilos of junk you have in the bag has a miserable tissue, but to look in your bag you have to throw the door, doubts for a moment, but there is no choice ..... And as the loose, someone pushes you brake with a quick and sharp, while OCUPAAADOOOO scream! There

you assume that all waiting outside
heard your message and you can throw the door without fear,
nobody will try to reopen it (in that we respect women a lot) Excluding
hock the bang, the desnuque with bag strap, sweat running down your forehead, punctuated jet leg ... the memory of your mom, it would be if I saw avergonzadísima well, because your ass never touched a public toilet seat,
because frankly, 'you do not know what diseases you might catch you there. " You're exhausted, when you stop you do not feel your legs, you settle your clothes very fast and you pull the string trying to touch as little as possible, if the disease ...

then go to the toilet.

Everything is full of water so you can not drop the bag for a second, you hang it over his shoulder, do not know how the faucet with automatic sensors, so play until you get a splash of cool water and soap get (if any), you wash in a position to Hunchback of Notre Dame it does not slip the bag and left under running ...

dryer and use it, is a useless piece of junk so you end secándote hands in your pants, why not spend your kleenex to think that and sales ...

At this time you see your child who entered and exited the men's room and stood over him plenty of time to read a book while I was waiting Borges.

For men who always wonder why Why take so long in the bathroom or why women are always accompanied to the bathroom ...?

Why did it take so long? I asked him and boring.
'There were many tail' you just say.

And this is the reason why women go in groups to the bathroom, out of solidarity, as one holds the bag and coat, the other holding the door, one passes the Kleenex under the door and so is much
easier and faster since one only has to concentrate on keeping 'position' and dignity.