REVENGE NUMBER 1
Today my daughter turns 21 ... and I'm very happy because it is the last payment of child support that I give, so I called my daughter to come to my house and when he said,
"My dear, I want you to take this check to your mom's house and tell him:
This is the last damn check that you receive from me in all that's left of your fucking life! and I want to say the words he puts into his face. "
So my daughter went to deliver the check.
I was anxious to know what the witch had to say and would face.
When my daughter came in, he immediately asked:
- What did your mother told you? "
- I said I was just waiting for this day to tell you you're not my dad! "
Today my daughter turns 21 ... and I'm very happy because it is the last payment of child support that I give, so I called my daughter to come to my house and when he said,
"My dear, I want you to take this check to your mom's house and tell him:
This is the last damn check that you receive from me in all that's left of your fucking life! and I want to say the words he puts into his face. "
So my daughter went to deliver the check.
I was anxious to know what the witch had to say and would face.
When my daughter came in, he immediately asked:
- What did your mother told you? "
- I said I was just waiting for this day to tell you you're not my dad! "
REVENGE NUMBER 2
A man who always resented his wife, spent a day at the house of some friends to accompany him to the airport to leave his wife traveled to Paris.
At the end of immigration, before the whole world, he wishes you bon voyage and mockingly yells
- Love, do not forget to bring me a beautiful French girl Ha ha ha!
She lowered her head and sailed very upset.
She spent fifteen days in France.
The husband again asked his friends to accompany him to the airport to greet her.
As she arrived, the first thing that is shouting loudly:
And love What am I brought my little French?
"I did everything possible," she answers
"Now we just have to pray to be born child.
REVENGE NUMBER 3
The husband, on his deathbed, called his wife. With weak and hoarse voice, he says,
"Okay, it was my time, but before I make a confession.
"No, no, quiet, you should not make any effort.
"But women need the husband insists
" You must die in peace.
"I want to confess something.
"Okay, okay. Speak!
"I slept with your sister, your mother and your best friend.
"I know, I know why I poisoned!
REVENGE NUMBER 4
was an Indian woman in court and the judge asks
"Mary, I say that you killed your husband. -Is
qui qui and killed him and did not kill him, horseflies playing.
"See, Mary, explain that. -Is
qui di calzonis istaba washing my old my old qui arrive, grab the water bucket dil me the fans and me says: How you qui drizzle. Qui Intoncis grabbed my anger and ditirjente. Toss it in the face and I li 'like you neva !!!'. qui Intoncis
Punu di qui grab a stone and I do, 'as you hail qui! " And entoncis Inoj qui me more and I grabbed stones and li 'hailed as qui runners from you!' Dispuis
il grab his horse whip di qui me 'as you rilampaguea qui! Intonsis
qui incabronada my grips well as I grabbed Traiber qui il machete belt and I li ...:
ZASSSSSS !!!... ! QUI AS IT PARTI
LIGHTNING CABRON DAMN!!
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